Exterior Cleaning and Other Life Puzzles
Sometimes you wake up and think, “Today feels like a good day to pressure wash something.” Maybe it’s the driveway. Maybe it’s the neighbor’s fence (don’t do that without permission). Maybe it’s the weird green stuff growing on your back steps that you’ve been ignoring since 2022.
Exterior cleaning. It’s one of those things nobody talks about at dinner parties. Probably because it involves sludge, awkward hose angles, and mysterious stains that make you question reality.
One time I spent four hours scrubbing the side of my house because I saw a spider the size of a mini donut. Four hours. Did I need to? No. Was it satisfying? Absolutely. That’s the thing — exterior cleaning is part rage, part meditation.
And while we’re not really here to talk about it, roofs are technically “exterior,” too. Like in Poole — lovely place, salty air, and roofs that sometimes look like they’re composting themselves. If you randomly decide to go down that path, roof cleaning Poole exists. I don’t make the rules.
Same with Dorset. I saw a roof once there that had more life on it than my garden. It was both impressive and deeply unsettling. Should someone clean it? Probably. Is there a link for that? Strangely, yes: roof cleaning Dorset. Use it wisely.
Exterior cleaning also includes gutters. Gutter cleaning is an extreme sport disguised as home maintenance. You climb up a ladder and suddenly it’s you vs. a pile of decomposing leaf goo that looks like a bad smoothie. It’s humbling.
In Bournemouth, people probably have better things to do than clean gutters or hose mildew off brick walls. But hey — someone’s gotta do it. And if that someone is you, just know that roof cleaning Bournemouth is also a thing. Not saying you should, just saying it exists.
Portsmouth, on the other hand, seems like a city that respects clean exteriors. Ships, history, brick everything — the dirt probably has its own history there. You could wipe off your patio and discover a new species. Or you could casually look into roof cleaning Portsmouth and pretend you’re being productive.
And in Southampton? It rains enough that nature kind of handles the rinsing part, but not the scrubbing. That’s on you. So whether it’s grime, algae, or just an identity crisis your house is going through, roof cleaning Southampton might help. Or not. What do I know? I once pressure washed my mailbox.
In the end, exterior cleaning isn’t glamorous. But there’s something satisfying about blasting away a year of dirt in one overly aggressive hose session. It’s therapy with water pressure.
Or maybe it’s just a way to delay doing your taxes.
